"Did you miss the white tail poking through the seat of your pants?" Matt bit the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. It was clear that Simon wasn't as amused about the new change. "I guess now would be a bad time to mention my folder of catgirl porn on my computer."

He looked over Simon's shoulder and saw the well groomed garden filled with white and red roses. A can of red paint and a ladder was leaning against one of the bushes.

"Noted - stay away from the weirdos in the card cosplay. Were you painting?" he asked, trying to distract himself from Simon's white tail. Matt wanted to reach out and pet the soft fur. It took a lot of self-control to keep his hands to himself.